Having a Tumblr is like leading a secret double...
like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and...
how many calories does crying over things on the internet burn
me: I like this character
somethinghomo: could you imagine getting into a fistfight with a guy that has yaoi hands
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*